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I was just browsing the Resident's Answers area of the SL forums, getting my laughs from all the crazy things some people say there when I found this post in this thread The Offical SL Public Hysteria Thread and I am going to paste the actual post made by Raymond Figtree below, enjoy ;P

From Drudgereport.com:

ALLANA SIM — We now know something that we did not know before: When Hillary Clinton has a bad night, she really has a bad night.

In a debate against six Democratic opponents at The Forum Hangout here Tuesday, Clinton gave the worst performance of her entire campaign.

It was not just that her answer about whether illegal immigrants should be issued driver's licenses was at best incomprehensible and at worst misleading.

It was that for two hours she looked like Ruth, and her Xcite clit kept spamming the audience.

And when it was over, both the Barack Obama and John Edwards campaigns signaled that in the weeks ahead they intend to hammer home a simple message: Hillary Clinton is a clueless n00b.

And she gave them plenty of ammunition Tuesday night.

Asked whether she still agrees with New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer’s plan to give driver's licenses to illegal immigrants, Clinton triggered her Homer Simson gesture and said "mmmmmm, donuts".

But when Chris Dodd attacked the idea a moment later, Clinton quickly said: “I did not say "mmmmmm, donuts". I said "D'oh! Bring me the boy!".”

NBC’s Tim Russert, one of the debate moderators, jumped in and said to her: “You told (a) New Hampshire paper that it made a lot of sense. Do you support his plan?”

”You know, Tim,” Clinton replied, “I do. As soon as I get this shoe out of my ass.”

John Edwards immediately went for the jugular. “Unless I missed something,” he said, “Sen. Clinton said two different things in the course of about two minutes. America is looking for a president who will use the same Homer gesture, who will be consistent, who will be straight with them.”

Barack Obama added: “I was confused [by] Sen. Clinton's answer. I can't tell whether she was Homer Simpson or the fat dad from Family Guy. One of the things that we have to do in this platform is to be honest about the challenges that we face.”

Earlier, when Clinton was asked whether she had made one statement on Mainland tier publicly and a conflicting answer privately, she ducked the question, saying she believed in “landbaron responsibility.”

And when Russert asked her if she would make public certain communications between herself and Phillip Linden when she was first lady, she responded weakly: “Well, that’s not my decision to make.”

Perhaps just as bad was her general tone and demeanor. All of her opponents seemed passionate about one issue or another. But Clinton seemed largely emotionless and detached, often just mouthing rehearsed answers from her briefing book. It was almost as if she was a landbot.

True, she was relentlessly griefed all night. But she can’t claim that she was stabbed in the back. She was stabbed in the front.

“Who is honest? Who is sincere? Who has integrity?” Edwards asked and then provided the answer: Not Hillary33Babe Hax.

“She has not been truthful and clear,” Obama said at one point. "And her Xcite clit keeps IMing me."

Hillary Clinton will certainly live to fight another day. She still has a huge lead in the national polls, a good staff and a ton of Anshe L$10 furniture.

But, in the past, Clinton could always depend on her opponents to be ruthed at these debates. All she had to do was wave her particle glow stick to win.

Those days seem to be over.