Your daily dose of randomness

OK I love being hyper and random WAY too much, and the following excerpts from my mountains of chat logs kind of show that, I know being hyper and random is so hard and yes I am awesome, or I is teh pwnzorz.


Nicholai's member is sucked by Esmiel Posthorn.
Nicholai's member: **Your arousal speed is now 20% of normal.
Nicholai's member: **Your arousal speed is now 30% of normal.
Nicholai's member: **Your arousal speed is now 40% of normal.
Nicholai's member: **Your arousal speed is now 50% of normal.
Nicholai's member: **You are no longer a virgin!
Nicholai cries out in the grip of a powerful orgasm!
Nicholai's member: **Your arousal speed is now 60% of normal.
Nicholai's member is sucked by Esmiel Posthorn.
You: I am no longer a virgin it said O:
Nicholai's member: **25 minute refractory period has begun.
Esmiel Posthorn looks up at you as he feels your member throb and your hot cum spurt into his mouth. He swallows as much as he can, gagging slightly before taking it out and licking it clean
Nicholai's member is licked by Esmiel Posthorn.
You: wth I can hide my balls D:
Esmiel Posthorn: :S
Esmiel Posthorn: why would anyone do that
Esmiel Posthorn: lol
You: hermaphrodite
You: and it said I wasnt a virgin anymore
You: one second lemme show you
Esmiel Posthorn: lol. ok
You: [12:50] Nicholai's member: **You are no longer a virgin!
Esmiel Posthorn: :O news to me
You: LOL
Nicholai is breathing a little heavily.
You: omg that was not 30 minutes
Nicholai's member: **Your arousal speed is now 50% of normal.
Nicholai's member: **Your arousal speed is now 40% of normal.
Nicholai's member: **Your genitals are now numb.
Esmiel Posthorn: no shit? really?

Ramsus Wake: Xerxes.. I should have known.
Ramsus Wake readies his spear and assumes a fighting position, "GIVE TO THEM NOTHING. TAKE FROM THEM.. EVERYTHING!"
You: are you ok...
Ramsus Wake: TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!
You: ummm..eshy he is scaring me...
Esmie's Lips whispers: Ramsus Wake grabs a convenient ball and stuffs it into Esmiel's mouth, gagging him effectively.
Esmiel Posthorn: oh funny :)
You: o.O
Nicholai Heita squeek
Nicholai Heita squeeks!
Ramsus Wake: The world will know.. that a free, sexy man stood before tyrants.
Esmiel Posthorn: free, sexy tyrants, none the less
You: is this drin...cause if it is this is lame...
Ramsus Wake: Drin?
Ramsus Wake: THIS IS SPARTA!!!
You: ok not him..
You: take your spartan ass and go kill me some persians...-.o
Esmiel Posthorn: lol take your sparta crap somewhere else :)
Ramsus Wake: As you command!
Ramsus Wake: HOO-RAH!
Ramsus Wake: HOO-RAH!
You: ok then....
Esmiel Posthorn: psycho
Esmiel Posthorn: lol
You: guess they have secondlife in the pysch ward now
You: omg I still hear him
Esmiel Posthorn: urgh.
You: omg he is flying
Esmiel Posthorn: crazy fucker. i dont wanna have to ban him :/
Esmiel Posthorn: oops wrong button :/
You: ow...
Esmiel Posthorn: lol
Esmiel Posthorn: sorry :(
Esmiel Posthorn kisses your cheek and makes it all better
Nicholai Heita purrrs
You: uh oh he is back...
Esmiel Posthorn: ummm thats not him
You: who is it a notecard is in the way
Esmiel Posthorn: ion, but he's gone now

You: oh shut up could you build this thing?
Esmiel Posthorn: its a beautiful arch way
Esmiel Posthorn: no, i couldnt
You: so keep the peanut gallery comments to yourself D:
You: I love you :P
Esmiel Posthorn: I love you too. whats a peanut gallery?
Esmiel Posthorn: :D
You: the kids at the back of the class
You: lol
Esmiel Posthorn: hmmm. i see
Esmiel Posthorn: thats the bit above the door, right? lol
You: yes
Esmiel Posthorn: knew it! not such a dunce after all

You: cuz I is a gewd speeler and I is a good scriptor
Esmiel Posthorn: mmmhmmm. a gewd speeler liek em uhu?
Esmiel Posthorn: :D
You: yeeesh
You: we iz gewd speelers
Esmiel Posthorn: yep we iz
Esmiel Posthorn: enough now
Esmiel Posthorn: lol
You: what iz ladee shurts

RaffleTron 4n1: HURRY! Hourly Drawing Starting Soon! Get Your Entries In NOW!
You: LOL
You: :P
You: where be this fabled raffletron?

You: hey wth how did I get...nevermind
RaffleTron 4n1: Received *1* Entries From Nicholai Heita For The Hourly Drawing!
You: YAY I LIKE PENIS!
Esmiel Posthorn: wow. imagine paying 10L and getting back 17,680 O.o
You: holy crap that would rock
You: imagine a yearly drawing
You: omg
Esmiel Posthorn: >.<

You: yeah hump me eshy...LOL

Esmiel Posthorn: hmmm... up to you...
Esmiel Posthorn: :P
You: WOOOOOOOOO Cmon WE'ER STREAKIN
Bound in Red Loin Cloth (Long): Your Item has been removed!
Raffle Ball 2.5(by Raidensoft): Atleast 3 participants are needed to find a winner! Currently there are only 0.
You: oh stfu

You: lookies its a lost cock
You: lol
Esmiel Posthorn: LOL
You: hey little guy where is your home?
Esmiel Posthorn: ROFL
Esmiel Posthorn's cock points to Nicholai's butt
Esmiel Posthorn: haha :P
You: omg I was gonna say that LOL
You: we are like psychic
You: ohhhhh
You: yeah you better texture the cock or else its gonna be white to me until the lindens get to my support request ticket

You: omg you chopped it off NOOOO
You: NOOOOO!
Esmiel Posthorn: freeze it solid.. it will still be usable
You: as a dildo gosh how thoughtful
Esmiel Posthorn: lol better than nothing
You: oh jeeze major nosebleed brb
Esmiel Posthorn: :( try not picking it :P
You: I dont pick my nose silly that is disgusting
Esmiel Posthorn: lol i do sometimes
Esmiel Posthorn: hehe
You: EEEEWWW
You: wash your hands!
Raffle Ball 2.5(by Raidensoft): Atleast 3 participants are needed to find a winner! Currently there are only 0.
You: I dont boogers in my ass...-.-
You: want*
You: oh did I turn you on love?
You: :P
Esmiel Posthorn: no, the cock ring did lol
You: ; ;
Esmiel Posthorn: hmmm does that look ok?
You: mnnnn