Yay Randomness!

Esmiel Posthorn: not sure if they will allow stripper poles under expenses, but they want me to hold a huge party here and we can use it in that too :P
You: awesome

Esmiel Posthorn sighs "Someones been signing my email up for more junk stuff.. " -.-
You: awww come get dressed and play :P
Esmiel Posthorn: I am gonna rip their eyes out through their ass as soon as i can prove who it is
You: O.o
You: ouch

Esmiel Posthorn: ((ok lets cut down on the talk LOL))
You: ((well I gotta take the dog out D:))
Esmiel Posthorn: screw it then LOL *cums in your ass*
You: LOL
You: ohhh yes
You: ROFL
Esmiel Posthorn: LOL
You: *ummmm..cums?*

You: kick the dog if you want she ruined it for you
Esmiel Posthorn: nah its ok
Esmiel Posthorn: I'll ruin it for her next time
Esmiel Posthorn: :P

Esmiel Posthorn: *nudge* hello? lol
You: ?
You: okies
Esmiel Posthorn: lol ok
You: sorry was reading instructions
Esmiel Posthorn: psssh why
You: dont wanna die

You: what are you doing down there
Esmiel Posthorn: looking up your silks
You: O>o
You: HEY!
Esmiel Posthorn: :P
Esmiel Posthorn: bite me
Esmiel Posthorn: :x

Esmiel Posthorn: we just passed ihm
You: LOL
Esmiel Posthorn: he was falling to his death! LOL
You: Hoooo!
You: Hoooo!
Esmiel Posthorn: I wanna eat your Hoooo!
You: your a Hoooo!
You: LOL
Esmiel Posthorn: kiss my Hoooo!
Esmiel Posthorn: LOL
You: be my Hoooo!
Esmiel Posthorn: i am your Hoooo!
You: LOL

Esmiel Posthorn: LOL
You: who are you to call my bf a bitch you cock-sucking 5 dollar whore
You: see I can cuss good but I dont cause it ruins my innocent image
You: :P